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Thursday, 13 October 2011

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He and the others did feel such fools!

When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles.

"Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vincent Cable MP (Coalition/Liberal Democrat) Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, would be missed" laughed the Right Honourable William Hague MP (Coalition/Conservative) First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.

When the excitement and merriment died down, the report was re-read, and it turned out that it read; 'There has been a spate of signal cable thefts in recent months, causing huge disruption to train services across the country.'

They did feel such fools!

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