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Thursday, 6 October 2011

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Getting your caber stuck up your kilt can be painful, OUCH!

Wayne Rooney's dad has been nicked by the police for participating in bribing caber Tossers at the Highland Games in Scotland. They were all told to throw the toss.

It sems that Rooney Snr. is pretty hard up and Wayne, his famous and very rich son, told his dad to toss off after he asked him for a loan. So he and a bunch of other Scousers decided to form a betting syndicate to influence this years tossing of the caber finals at the Highland games held near Motherwell (or was that a different game?).

Anyway, one of the Tossers tripped on a tug o war rope left purposely in his path on his run-up; the caber slipped out of his hand, got stuck up his kilt and he was immediately disqualified. Rooney Snr & Co. bet on the other tosser from Motherwell ( I wonder why?).

The Highland police arrested Rooney Snr. His brother, Scouse mates and the Tosser from Motherwell. After a lengthy hearing and bail paid by his famously rich son, they were all released and told never to disgrace the Highland Games again.

Rooney Snr. was last seen in a Liverpool betting shop betting on Man Utd to lose against the Scousers in next weeks game; it seems as though his son does love him after all (?).

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