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Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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Sky Spoke with a Hacking Cough

Football fans who would rather be dead than pay money to Sky will be able to see Premier league matches without going to the pub after a European court ruling that decoders can be used to get the programmes from foreign countries.

The commentaries will be in a foreign language probably but maybe Gibraltar or Ireland could be included.

Spurs supporter,Leftie James, who has never paid to see Sky TV, is celebrating the return of live Premiership football and is hopeful this will be another nail in the coffin of News Ineternational. 'I see can Spurs again as I can't afford to get into the ground and paying Sky money is against everything I stand for!'

A spoke for News International, who is busy trying to get over a hacking cough which will just not go away croaked to me but it was as hard as understanding a Frog. The spoke was unhappy and saw the setting sun as the next item in the news of the world.

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