A famous Spoof writer, who shall remain anonymous, has had his writing hand bitten off by a raging pitbull and is now suffering from the devastating sickness; writers block-out!
He has tried everything to beat the block; typing with his toes, a pencil stuck in his mouth, dictating to his wife who falls asleep after five words, teaching his pet dog how to spoof, but nothing seems to work.
After his spoofer colleagues heard the news they all offered to shadow write for him, but Mark the editor, refused to allow anything other than original material on the spoof.
There is one piece of good news on the horizon for the spoof writer, he is to receive a plastic, false, moveable hand in 2032 and by then maybe his illness would have subsided or he will be dead!
To show solidarity his writer colleagues have promised to shake his handless arm at the Spoof Chrissy party and they have also set up a charity called, "The handless writers union of blockouts". All donations should be sent to the writer of this sad spoof, he needs the dosh! It cost me an arm and a leg to write this and I wasn't even bathing in shark infested waters.
As for the responsible pitbull, he has been given an honorary place on the Spoof board of directors because they wanted to get rid of the writer anyway!