Written by Big Stu
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Topics: Bigfoot

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

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Siamese twin police officers join hunt for missing Yeti

Police were today looking for witnesses after Mr Yeti, the missing link between humans and apes, was stolen from his home in London.

He was last seen strapped to the back of a flatbed Ford Transit, identical to the one sought in connection with the theft of both the Large Hadron Collider and an off-duty robotically-enhanced police officer, being driven away at speed in the direction of Basildon.

It is feared Mr Yeti has been stolen to order for breeding purposes, or for use in ape-fighting contests. Police are now searching for a woman with a broad Newcastle accent who may be able to help with their enquiries and have asked for Mr Yeti's immediate return.

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