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Friday, 23 September 2011

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No tits please, we're Lib Dem

The Liberal Democrats' latest policy has been a boob with voters - they would like to ban topless women from all media.

Among titters from the audience, a spokesman from the party announced at the Lib Dem conference that breasts in the media should be banned.

The prudish Lib Dems have long campaigned against nudity, arguing that it is too liberal for their conservative tastes, and have even suggested a re-introduction of ankle-skirts for piano legs.

Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik, who was once married to a Cheeky Girl, said, "Tits in newspapers are so cheap and tacky. Nobody wants that. Touch my bum."

The Lib Dems are also said to be considering a ban on women going topless even in their own home. As one Lib Dem MP said, "There is no need for a woman to ever take off her top. They should be fully covered at all times, like in Saudi Arabia."

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