An English 17 year-old boy living the life of Robin Hood in a forest near Berlin has had enough and given himself up to the local police.
The boy who's real name is Ray, not Robin, decided to live the life of his childhood hero alongside his dad who was called Little John. They made bows and arrows, dressed in green knickerbockered suits made from leaves, and boar leather. They also used to wear green tights but they were stolen from the washing line from the wicked witch who lived in a house made of candy and sweets (or is that a different fairy tale?).
Father and son spent their free time robbing from the rich and giving it to the poor (Illegal Rumanian/Bulgarian immigrants hiding in the forest from the local customs and excise officers). They hunted rabbits, deer and boars for food and when the custom officers came looking for illegals they attacked them with their bows and arrows whilst hiding in the trees.
Unfortunately Robin's dad died after swallowing a boars bone sideways and after Ray buried him he decided to give himself up. He is now in the local Loony bin waiting for extradition to Nottingham Forest (not county) his real home.
The Beeb have decided to make a new series of Robin of Loxley and have asked Ray to play the main role alongside Jordan who will play Maid Marion because she loves a romp in the jungle!