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Sunday, 18 September 2011

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It has been reported that Britain's spy service, better known as MI6 has seized a number of copies of the satirical book: The Dorking Review

This action has been taken following 'high level' pressure from members of the government's 'Public Order' Steering Committee.

The above two paragraphs are totally without any foundation, and were only written as it's known that some poor bastard is employed by MI6 to sift through any web postings involving the service's name, in the tedious task of passive intelligence gathering.

This means that at least one person not involved with The Dorking Review will now have to google it and then write a one-line report for their equally bored supervisor.

We're sorry to have increased the work-load of a diligent public servant in this way, and as a token of our regret in this matter, if you would like to send us your name, home address, and list of any sexual deviations that you may have to the following address, we'll send you a free copy.

Lt Col Weetabixski
Intelligence Attaché
Russian Embassy

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