The Metropolitan Police have demanded Spoof provides its sources of information on the Hacking Scandal.
A communique from the High Command states: 'Your revelations about the Hacking Scandal have shown just how inept our own investigation has been. This is undermining confidence in the Police and Spoof is now an Offical Secret - and that's Official.'
Shaken but now bowed the editor of Spoof has resisted calls for him to 'name and shame' sources of the journal, which is being quoted in foreign lands as the authentic voice of Britain.
Prison sentences are expected and, with prisons bursting with newly formed gangs, several Spoofers are ready to tell their inside stories. YOU WILL NO BELIEVE the amazing facts we will disclose about those who run the prisons.
Further action is likely as more gagging orders go out. For those remaining - organise before all our freedoms are extinguished. Jeremy Hunt is behind you!