Written by Jaggedone
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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

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It can be an expensive hobby bouncing these thing these days!

A very huge, unemployed, hod-carrying, skin-headed, bovver booted, wearing braces and jeans up to his six-pack made of Pilsner Urquell, BNP member was waiting outside a Lloyds Bank in Walthamstow High St today.

He was just about to enter in an attempt to bounce his cheque when another Czech pulled up in a Czech called a Skoda and run over his steel-capped bovver boots.

The BNP member spotting that it was a Czech in a Czech jumped on it and started to bounce up and down. Forgetting that he really only wanted to bounce his own cheque.

The Czech caught up inside the Czech called the police because nobody else bovvered and they rushed to the scene. The bouncy BNP member was arrested, but swore it wasn't his fault, "Guvner"!

The Czech, rather shaken up was also arrested for GBH and parking on a double yellow line.

Whilst searching the BNP member at the police station the police found the cheque he was about to bounce in his pockets. They, rung the bank and confirmed the fact that he was a serial cheque bouncer, so the police banged him up.

The Czech was released with a fine, but had to pay £400 nicker to get his Czech out of the compound; thank God he had enough cheques with him!

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