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Tuesday, 30 August 2011

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Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ.

Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'.

"I'm so glad to be here", said the Messiah. "It feels like a miracle now I'm here and I hope to make the most of this great opportunity."

Although to many Jesus will be remembered for his Biography rather than his footballing talent, Harry Redknapp has once again pulled out another great deadline day signing and believes Christ has got real talent.

Redknapp added: "After hearing about some of the miracles this lad has produced over the years, I am confident he will bring our Premiership campaign back from the dead after that horror show against City.

"If the rumors are true and Jesus can part seas, then our opponents defences will have no chance."

Harry will be praying that Jesus doesn't get injured over the International break and will be fit for the crunch game against Wolves.

He added: "I hope to God he will be O.k for the trip to Molineux."

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