Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear.
"Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp.
Redknapp also claims Modric is not "right in the head" amid reports of a new £40 million bid from Chelsea: "Luka's head has been turned by someone in his ear and it's affecting the boy" said 'Arry.
Modric has denied there is anyone in his ear and does not agree that his head has been turned:
"I just don't want to play for Tottenham any more. I want to play for Chelsea" said Modric.
But 'Arry is convinced Modric has been "nobbled": "Luka is not finking right, the lad is confused what with having some donut in his lughole turning his bonce all the time."
Tottenham are believed to be lining up West Ham's Scott Parker to replace Modric: "I've got someone in Scott Parker's ear and I reckon we can turn his head" said 'Arry.