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Thursday, 25 August 2011

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QPR have signed Newcastle git Joey Barton.

"I have always admired Joey as a git" said manager Neil Warnock.

Barton will now be the highest earning git at QPR and fans are hoping the arrival of Joey will attract other big gits to the club: "We are hoping to get 4 or 5 more gits in before the transfer window closes" said Warnock.

QPR have been talking with several other gits, including injured git Jimmy Bullard, who has recently been sacked by Hull: "We liked Jimmy as a git but we didn't feel he was a Premier League git" admitted the manager.

Fans have been demanding quality gits and the arrival of Joey Barton should relieve the pressure on childish git Adel Taarabt: "If we can surround Adel with even bigger gits he will not be the only git here" revealed the canny Warnock.

But Barton may not be the only big name git to move to Shepherd's Bush.

Talks are being held with tiny git Sean Wright-Phillips and there are even rumours about sheepshagging git Craig Bellamy joining the QPR git revolution.

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