The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers.
Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the nuts.
The latest macho challenge for high profile players is to man up when teammates dare you to 'do a Depardieu'.
This new internet sensation involves being filmed while urinating in unexpected places and then posting the video on the PissingOnTheFans.Com website.
Madcap Mario Balotelli of Manchester City is claiming to be the first footballer to 'do a Depardieu' and has boasted to his 69,743 followers on Twitter about it:
"That bellend Joe Hart dared me to piss all over the white kid leather upholstery in my new Maserati" said bad boy Super Mario.
Fan's favourite Joe Hart has tweeted his support for wind up king Super Mario:
"Fair play to the lad, i thought he would bottle the challenge" said the England goalkeeer.
Macho fruitcake Balotelli has already 'written off' another Maserati after youth team players had left a bag of rotting kippers under the front seat for two weeks.
That was believed to be a revenge attack after the petulant Italian had thrown darts at the apprentices at the Manchester City training ground while he was bored:
"Those kids don't have what it takes to succeed and will end up on the dole" said Super Mario.