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Saturday, 30 July 2011

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Up the Khyber in Luton.

Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar is blaming English spin bowler Monty Panesar for his continuing bad run.

The turbanned tweaker, has also been fined by the English management for bowling to the 'little master' in the nets at Lords.

"We did not give Monty permission to 'loosen up' Tendulkar" said captain Andrew Strauss.

After their unscheduled net session, Monty Panesar invited Tendulkar back to The Khyber Pass in Luton for a Ruby Murray.

"Panesar seemed to know the waiters and asked for The Full Monty" said an irritated Tendulkar.

But Monty Panesar claims Tendulkar's bad run of form is not down to the dodgy Prawn Vindaloo that he ordered for the free scoring Indian.

Panesar told his followers on Twitter : "The Luton Vindaloo is hotter than the Bombay Vindaloo. It took Sachin by surprise."

Monty also denies giving Tendulkar advice in The Khyber Pass on how to find his form and get back among the runs:

"We discussed my grip when bowling the googly but I didn't tell Sachin about the one that goes the other way" said Monty.

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