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Monday, 18 July 2011

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Keep the game and the environment clean!

Youngster Malaury Martin (22), a recent signing for Middlesbrough FC (The Boro) is excited to be joining the club and looks foward to helping get the club back into the EPL.

Martin said that The Boro is always thought of as a Premiership Club in France where he is from, and the club has a great fan-base there.

As well as looking forward to his football, Martin, being an avid environmentalist, has already met with Boro players and talked many of them into the 'Clean up Saltburn Beach' campaign.

He read about the 'state' of the beach in the Gazette and saw it as a cause worth volunteering for.

Naturally, organizes of the campaign are delighted that some Boro players will be volunteering in the clean-up and realizes that the presence of the players will bring out many more young volunteers who will be keen to work shoulder to shoulder with their idols.

Martin has already made a big impact outside Riverside Stadium. We will be watching him closely to see if he CAN help get The Boro back where it belongs...in the Premiership League.

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