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Sunday, 17 July 2011

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Rooney fan infiltrates Liverpool training session wearing Man U shirt, what a looney legend!

A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney!

The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in a Manchester "Loony bin" and after his release was determined to get revenge by crossing the border into Liverpool, undercover, infiltrate the training session and shock the footy world by flashing his Rooney shirt in front of United's most hated rivals (apart from Leeds), Liverpool FC.

The police were called in after he stood proudly in front of Daiglish & Co, flashed his shirt and pointed to the name on the back as if he had just scored the winning goal at Anfield for United.

The enraged Liverpool fans attempted to kick the crap out of him, but luckily he had a guardian angel, one of the policeman was an Everton fan!

Rooney himself picked up on the story and "twittered" that the fan was a "Legend" and has promised to visit him in the local "loony bin" whilst in rehab, Rooney that is!

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