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Sunday, 10 July 2011

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News leaking out of the sump informs that eagle eyed TV Grand Prix viewer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, fears that he's spotted the legendary mystery blonde, lurking behind Prince Harry and Bernie Ecclestone in a BBC TV interview.

"There's loads of vacuous empty headed blondes at Silverstone today," Shuttlecock said. "But this one was different. She was tall, elegant, aloof, an enigma wrapped in a variation. Poor old Murray Walker was stuck for words. I was too. The wife's currently fighting a losing battle down the beauty parlour, so it was a delight to spot the woman who may well be the legendary Mystery Blonde. I know I'd get up early of a Sunday morning and present her with a full English breakfast in bed. Be kinda nice, that would..."

At the time of going to press, nobody appears to know for sure how Pippa Middleton is going to take the news of the mystery blonde being seen in close proximity to Prince Harry.

Perhaps she'll compare notes with Nicole Scherzinger.

And Jenson Button.

On Stowe Corner.

Or something...

Phew!

More as we get it.

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