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Thursday, 7 July 2011

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One head of the python - the 2nd was too shy to be photographed

A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany.

The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active.

"The reptile has no physical problems or defects," says Broghammer, the owner. It even manages to eat and digest food easily.

However, it does show some confusion when trying to decide which way to move.

Broghammer is thinking of training the Royal python to predict winners in the next football World Cup and so 'follow in the steps' of Paul the Psychic Octopus....noting with a big grin that NEITHER of these animals HAS/HAD legs.

When aked if the python was for sale, the owner answered,

"How say you in English? Give me a blooming break mate! You think I'm being crazy?"

We will be following the story of the two headed snake and bring you more as we get it.

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