Written by Jaggedone
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Wednesday, 6 July 2011

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Stick Balotelli on top of Vesuvius and blast his huge arse with red-hot lava, Idiota!

Man city superstar Hooligan, Mario Balotelli, has always wanted to be a gangster and just to enhance his wishes he has decided to show-off his latest T-shirt depicting guns, blood, knives, etc.

Balotelli is an amazing example of what footy stars are not supposed to be; flashing off their wealth, acting the hard-nut, ignoring his adoring fans, throwing darts at Man City youth players, telling his manager to "fuck off", etc, etc.

On the pitch his arrogance is also quite unbelievable and his respect for his fellow professionals, zero.

A certain Mon Dieu, enfant terriblé, Messr. Cantona, was a choir boy compared to this Italian idiot who thinks he's the best player on the planet, but unfortunately hasn't done much to prove his point, in fact he's a bit of a waster actually.

Maybe the Mafia are interested in signing Balotelli because they are always interested in recruiting famous thugs, even Maradona flirted with them.

The English FA should actually throw the moron out and send him back to his beloved Italy where they actually hate him. But England being England accept any old crap behaviour as long as they entertain the crowds and pull in the bucks.

These so-called super-stars are just reasonably talented soccer players, hugely overpaid and have ego's like Mount Vesuvius.

Maybe Balotelli could do with some scorching hot lava up his butt, it could bring him back down to earth (?).

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