Ryan Giggs returned to training at Man Utd today, fully aware that his team mates would have plenty of banter, gags and jokes prepared for him.
Giggs was slightly nervous as he approached his team mates. After a few tense minutes, Rooney finally broke the ice:
"Lads, I don't know what all the fuss is surrounding Giggsy. It's the nature of football, just like hammering a wicked, hard free kick between the poles, get it?"
Rooney should know, he's an expert on the subject, He has left plenty of his "loose balls" around, and regularly scores away from home. Plenty of other pro-footy players also have a well-established talent in this area.
Giggsy was slightly apprehensive before entering the complex, but as soon as Rooney said his piece, he felt completely at home amongst his team mates.
Chelsea's John Terry, Ashley Cole, Tottenham's Peter Crouch, Utd's Rio Ferdinand, etc, all sent their best wishes to Giggsy because they know that WAGs, bimbos, etc, offering their services is all just part of the game.
In fact, if you're a footy star these days and haven't had any scandals with busty females, prostitutes, porno girls, etc, then you could be thought of as being Gay, but that's OK!