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Tuesday, 5 July 2011

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Rooney said he'll 'look out' for Chicharito in the 'ladies' department.

The Daily Tacky today published a disturbing story Chicharito of Man. U. is apparently being stalked by a sexy member of the newly formed TAGs group (Tarts And Girlfriends of football fans).

This is a strange move as the TAGs spokeswoman did say their group is so very different from the WAGs. TAGs are wannabe models who just wish to be papped to get their careers moving.

When a femele reporter working for The Daily Tacky looked into this story she discovered that a rather sexy-looking TAG was indeed closing in on the 21 year old Chicharito.

During the interview Millicent Millie Klittyshire of Brighton, East Sussex, admitted that she definitely has the hots for this cute Manchester United player. Many football fans saw Chicharito score two goals for Mexico in the 2010 FIFA World cup.

Millie said she had recently read a story about the young player who had impressed a female cashier with his shyness and politeness whilst in a shop searching for his favourite pasta, tagliatelle. His English was not so good and he seemed a little embarrassed.

Some people are not too sure if this is an act he is putting on whilst in the limelight so to speak.

TAG Millie said that she is on a mission to discover the REAL Chicharito and says, if successful in meeting him she will waste no time in getting him to yell Ole and test out his shyness. She also said that she will make his tagliatelle steam.

She speaks a little Spanish after having completed an evening course at the local community centre so says language will not be a barrier.

When reminded that if she does indeed, catch him and start a relationship with him...she will no longer be a TAG but a WAG, Millie replied that it will be worth it because that was one of the reasons she joined the TAGs in the first place.

The Daily Tacky is following this TAGs exploits. More as we get it.

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