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Monday, 4 July 2011

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A TAG at rest

A female reporter from The Daily Tacky reported today about a new group of female fans following the Premiership League football players. The group is calling themselves TAGs, or Tarts And Girlfriends.

This group is in no-way attached to the WAGs, who are said to be as mad as hell, and are busy sharpening their finger-nails and tongues in case of any future clashes.

Apparently the TAGs plan to follow their fav. players around during the season and the Girlfriends are NOT girlfriends of the players themselves, but girlfriends of male fans who have been encouraging their women to get some publicity for themselves in order to get their careers off the ground.

Most of the TAGs are wannabe models and are looking forward to getting papped, papped and papped again.

At present only Manchester United, Chelsea, Everton and Arsenal are known to have TAGs hanging around their grounds but it is believed other teams will have a following of TAGs as the new season gets underway.

More about the TAGs as we get it.

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