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Sunday, 3 July 2011

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'Flee' in Ann Summers costume.

Stunning blonde tennis babe Florence 'Flee' Brudenell-Bruce has told followers on Twitter that she has a "whopping crush" on the hunky Spaniard Rafa Nadal.

She tweeted girlfriend Pippa Middleton, who also confessed to having "the hots for the dashing dago", and said she expects the frisky, left handed Rafa to "take the Serb out" in today's Wimbledon Men's Final against Novak Djokovic.

The Ex-Ann Summers and John Lewis model will take her place in the Royal Box today alongside other keen tennis fans and will be cheering for crowd favourite Rafa, who hails from the English Island of Majorca.

'Flee' and Rafa are both descended from Sir Francis Drake, which makes them 8th cousins removed, and means they are related but also rules out the possibility of any romance between them.

Florence Brudenell-Bruce will join ex-Fulham neighbour Liz Hurley and her latest boyfriend, Australian leg spin bowler Shane Warne, who has recovered from Frozen Face Syndrome (FFS) after several botched botox injections and hair transplants.

25 year old 'Flee' will be tucking into Pimms and strawberries with Sir Cliff Richard and his long standing partner Fred, Terry Wogan, and 88 year old Sir Humphrey Nonce QC , who was Flee's tennis coach at Stowe Ladies' school.

The popular actress, who is descended from The Seventh Earl of Cardigan, is enjoying a 'love game' herself at the moment with Prince Harry, who is a good friends with Andy Murray on Facebook.

Prince Harry, who is more of a football fan, has his own connection to Scot Andy Murray as both have hints of ginger in their hair and neither of them are related to James Hewitt.

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