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Tuesday, 28 June 2011

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The United States plans to take on North Korea at the Women's World Cup in Germany tonight. The US team says they are motivated and expect to defeat the Communist North Korean team.

Korean head coach Kim Kwang-Min offered only brief comment, "It is hard to know what to expect from North Korea."

No one knows if he was referring to his team or the North Korean government if the team was to lose. However sources who pray to not be identified, have stated that at a private pep-rally comprised of only the North Korean team, the main motivation cheer was, "What is our Motivation?" The team would respond, "Firing squad if we lose!"

The North Korean team shouted the cheer several times during the rally before North Korean riot police dispersed the team with tear gas and tanks. The North Korean government has denied that riot police were used against the team. In a brief statement a Government official stated,
"We will bring swift action against those responsible for the leak, I mean false accusations."

The match will be aired live via satellite tonight "Check local listings for time and channel." except for North Korea, which will air the match at a later date after they edit out any goals made by the US team. The North Korean government is positive that they will be able to announce to their people that they defeated America.

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