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Saturday, 25 June 2011

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Andy Murray has carpeted his mum Judy for embarrassing him at Wimbledon.

Blonde Judy has been double faulting with her son's potential quarter final opponent Feliciano Lopez.

Divorcee Judy Murray, who describes herself as slim, attractive, gsoh, and "up for anything" has been swooning over the Spaniard's 'form' with other cougars.

"She has been on Twitter non stop" according to fit, middle aged Sue Barker on BBC's Blonde Highlights Of The Day Show.

Andy, appearing more red faced than normal during his press conference, was only half-joking when he told viewers:

"I think it's about time she stopped that nonsense. It's making me throw up-It's disgusting".

Ex heart throb Greg Rusedki's jaw dropped open and stayed there when he was told about Judy's hot tweeting.

He explained to Neanderthal convict Pat Cash: "Judy has nicknamed Feliciano 'Deliciano'."

A startled and bemused Pat Cash agreed that Lopez has "soft hands and good touch" but didn't possess "a big enough weapon to hurt Murray".

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