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Topics: Tennis, Wimbledon

Saturday, 25 June 2011

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British number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, the gaunt, unshaven Scot, has vowed to give it his best shot, and to try his very bestest as he tries to become the first home-based player to win the Wimbledon title in more than 500 years this week.

Murray edged nervously past Croatia's Ivan Ljubicic in four sets to set up a last-16 encounter with Richard Gasquet, and immediately told fans that he would give it everything he had got to achieve his ultimate goal in life - the All England Men's Singles championship.

Murray is unlikely to do so, however, because he isn't good enough. Nor is he consistent enough. Plus, he looks like a vagrant.

That's what I think, anyway.

Then again, I'm no tennis expert.

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