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Friday, 24 June 2011

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Typical Leeds Utd hooligirls, age is no limit when you love Leeds Utd and hate Man Utd!

It could only happen to a Leeds Utd hooligirl/granny because they are the only team in the country that have them.

Leeds Utd are renowned for their very dodgy Hooligan fraternity, they begin at the early age of 2 months and continue right up to retirement age and above, in fact Leeds Utd are quite proud to be unique in the "Hooly" world.

But obviously things got out of hand when one of their oldest hooligirls, granny Margaret Mushgrove, invaded the Elland Road pitch at the end of last season, was forcibly removed, stuck in the clubs holding cells before fainting with stress and ending up in the local hospital.

Now granny Margaret has been banned from the club after a court order clamped a restraining order on her; wild with revenge, she kicked the shit out of her neighbours cat who just happens to support hated rivals, Man Utd!

She is the oldest hooligirl ever to be banned from a football ground, but the youngest was a toddler, 11 months (!) who sunk his two teeth in the leg of a hated rival Hull City fan while peeing up a wall inside Elland road. The toddler was banned for life and the Hull City fan was rushed off to hospital; rabies is rife around Elland road!

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