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Wednesday, 22 June 2011

The offices of FIFA were broken into early this morning. Nothing was stolen except the 2014 World Cup football results.

The good news for England is they will make it through the group stages. The bad news is they will exit the world cup after losing a penalty shoot-out against Germany after a last minute goal will be controversially disallowed by a Swedish referee.

Caretaker England manager Alan Shearer will say "It's an absolute disgrace"

Speaking from his new luxury holiday complex in Qatar Sepp Blatter said; "The FIFA officials have worked very hard to fix the World Cup results and now they will have to start all over again".

An insider at FIFA told the Spoof that early indications show that Saudi Arabia and Dubai will do much better than usual in the 2014 fixture.

I would like to point out that an anagram of fixture is true fix. 'Nuff said.

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