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Wednesday, 22 June 2011

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Taking on the Blues is a lonely job even if you're a Special One Mark II, ask Ancelotti?

The worst kept secret pertaining to Chelsea's new manager has been divulged and Roman Abramovich has chosen a cautious path by appointing "A Special One Mark II" hoping he can knock Sir Alex off of his pedestal, stuff Barcelona and become the best club in Europe.

Man United legend scoffed at the appointment by issuing the following statement:

"I donna give a shit who takes over at Chelsea, all I'm interested is how the f++k do we stuff Barcelona, sign Wesley Snijder and sell that wanker, Obertan, laddie!"

He also mentioned his special relationship with "The Special One Mark I", enfant terriblé, José Mourinho, here his statement:

"José and me are great friends and one day he will sit in my chair; as for this other Portuguese pretender, he's a wannabee Tosser and he's got the biggest Tosser striker on the planet, Torres, so why should I worry!"

Sir Alex always blunt has a point; the English Premier league is not Portugal and the new "Special One" will have to prove himself otherwise he will be thrown to the lions just like his predecessor, Ancelotti, who did actually win something. Oh well that's modern day footie for you!

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