Quite a tussle at the Miss Muscley Girl contest, held once again in the prestigious Bananna Slims Casino and Car Title Loan megaplex near UTurn Nevada.
In what is being called a steroid induced rage, Pammie Thighcramps beat up three fellow contestants who placed ahead of her in the competition.
Larry "Larceny" DeMoins, Pammie's former sweat coach and founder of the Miss Muscley Girl contest was rushed to the hospital for treatment of a squeezed spleen.
Pammie was disqualified and upon hearing the news she charged the stage, tore off her bikini and in front of a crowd of tens, tore off her surgically implanted testicles. Before passing out she was heard to scream, "That was a terrible idea!!".
The only two remaining judges. Johnnie "Pennyslot" Bags and Celia Birk declared Pamela Anderson Miss Muscley Girl 2011 even though she was not entered in the contest.
Said Miss Birk, "Well ya know all them drugs and all that weight liftin' tend to give a girl square looking, ya know, thingys. Pamela's, ya know, thingys, don't look like that, which is good, so me and pennyslot picked her.