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Wednesday, 8 June 2011

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Sadly thousands of Man. U. fans are fed up with the behaviour of some of their Prima Donnas and held a jersey and scarf burning ceremony last night outside the club grounds.

Many were already wearing their newly purchased Man. City Jerseys and plan to support Man. City in future. They were chanting:

No name mentioned in the first 'incident' as the player himself has not admitted to any wrong-doing, but this didn't stop the fans making up the following 'ditty' out of sheer frustration.

'DOWN with the Reds and UP with the Blues.
We don't wanna be in 'you know whose' shoes.
Silly bugger...what a plonker.
Took his brother's wife and then did "bonk 'er"

Young Wayne Rooney pees in public
He's a really stupid soft dick
We're not paying any more money
To see those clowns. It's not bloody funny.'


One fan said,"Well, what does the club expect? Those lads were our role models and look what one our top players has gone and done now, even though he don't admit it. Silly bugger should know better. There's Wayne peeing in public too. Fans can only put up with so much. We wanna be proud of the lads, not ashamed."

A spokesman for the Club said he was very disappointed that the fans were leaving in droves but he fully understood their reasons.

"Maybe they'll return when certain players retire or get transferred, whichever comes first, " he said sadly, "The club can only hope".

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