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Sunday, 5 June 2011

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After another dismal performance and the usual bullshitting excuses from their pathetic trainer, Capello, (burn out my butt) England continue to prove to the world that they are second-class citizens and just utter crap.

The Premier League maybe one of the strongest leagues in the world, but remove the foreigners and the money what would you be left with, crap!

Spain, Germany, Italy, Brazil, Argentina, Holland, etc, have most of their top players playing in the premier league why are they not "burnt out?"

Spain, Germany, Holland, etc, are a million miles away as far as international football goes and not one of England's over-paid, over-aged super-stars would be invited to play for any of those countries except Rooney, maybe?

1966 was the last time England did anything due to a dodgy decision from a Russian referee, 46 years ago, it's pathetic and they can't even find an English coach to at least reinstall some national pride whilst wearing the shirt.

Billions have been pumped into academies, foreign players, astromical salaries, paying crap foreign coaches and nothing has arisen that could save England's face and put them into the league of the real winning national teams, it's a disgrace!!!!

Those who run the national game in England should either be shot to the moon or spend six months studying the Spanish, German or Dutch methods, but then again they are all too "burnt out" coming up with the immense amounts of crap excuses that they constantly feed the English public with!

This spoof is so sad it's hilarious, I'll even give it 5*s myself!

PS: An English shirt was just spotted being burnt in a sacrificial ceremony somewhere in Holland where real football is taught and played!

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