Austrian FIFA boss, Sepp Blatter, is changing future bids for countries hoping to host the World Cup. He has had enough of other FIFA board members being charmed with mega-bucks and bribed to vote for certain oil-rich countries. In the future, the country that pays Sepp the most wins, and all forms of corruption will then be ended.
No more back-door deals with board members offering diverse services such as VIP prostitution deals, private jet trips to Las Vegas, million dollar bribes, etc.
Honest Sepp in a press conference declared the following conditions for hosting the cup:
"Pay me and only me the highest sum then I will rid the FIFA of all corruption and make sure the World Cup returns to what it once was; making billions for Co+a Co+a, McDo++lds, for those who can afford it and sod the real fans!"
Proving the point that all forms of corruption can be eradicated if the money is given to the right person in the first place.
The next problem Sepp has is how he will nominate the inheritor to his throne without upsetting anybody apart from Michel Platini, here his reaction:
"Michel has licked by butt so many times he will be the only one to inherit my throne, that's it, deal done!"
The FIFA can now look to the future without being riddled with corruption thanks to super HIT "Herr Blatt-(L)ER