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Tuesday, 31 May 2011

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be hauled before by The Ethics Committee again.

Despite body swerving the bung charges, Sheep Bleater's recent 'activities' are making him look like a 'goner'.

The 'football Godfather' is being accused by a street trader in Qatar of having it off with his camel.

Abdul Bin Hamaam, owner of Bizarre Bazaar in Qatar, swears that the FIFA president half inched the replica camel.

"The dodgy slag had it away while my back was turned".

The 3ft high model camel is made of straw and has a seriously realistic hump.

Blatter has dismissed reports that he half inched the camel and claims that his opponent, Mohamed Bin Hamaam, is trying to gain political advantage:

"That Arab crook Hamaam is stitching me up like a kipper.
The peasant making the accusations lives in a tent and is Mohamed's second cousin".

But Blatter has been spotted in a huddled conversation with an English football manager at Wembley.

A whistle blower at the FA has also leaked information that Harry Redknapp is' fencing' the camel for Blatter.

The affable Harry told reporters:

"No one has said anything to me. I never saw the camel. I know nothing about it".

But Redknapp was spotted having lunch with Blatter in the Koksifilis Kebab Bar in Crouch End.

When confronted with the photographic evidence Harry came clean:

"I did have a butchers at the camel what Blatter humped but it didn't half pen and ink".

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