With the parting company of Chelsea and Anchelotti, Roman Abramovich is yet again in the market for a new manager.
Roman has been through more managers than David Ginola has had hairbrushes.
One manager that did make a lasting impression was Dutch gap filler Guus Hiddink. Hiddink took over the reins at Chelski for just 3 months and spun the team around. Chelsea only lost once in his tenure and guided the blue Russians to FA Cup glory.
Reviewing his choices on the board, Roman was forced to asked (Plead) with Hiddink to come back and gain the glory days for the Moscow Fulham club.
When asked Hiddink said "I'm not coming back for love or money, I'm having a great time in Turkey, there's all you can eat kebabs, belly dancing everywhere and you can smoke anything you want!"
This has been a real slap in the face for the Russian tycoon who would not comment on this subject.
One statement has surfaced from within Abramovich's social circle, saying "I've never heard of Roman being turkey slapped by a Dutchman, but he was once Tea-bagged by a German when he passed out during vodka fuelled yacht party in the Caribbean!