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Monday, 30 May 2011

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Order of the Gutter for England's three-pronged bid

Doha - Shifty shaikhs feted by the Queen have denied FIFA bungs got them the World Cup.

"We'd never dream of doshing up football's governing body," the head of Qatar Photocall - er...Protocol! - said today.

"We just followed trusty diplomatic procedures - like paying for the royal wedding - and left the rest up to the Queen."

The Qatar state visit to Windsor Castle last year was probably where the plot was hatched.

A stealthy three-pronged PR campaign then saw Tony Blair's sons - Prince William, David Cameron and sibling David Beckham - spearhead the Brits' kamikaze bid.

"Of course the England 2022 campaign flopped," a tarot reader for Qatari ruler's wife Shaikha Mossad commented.

"Wanna see a pic of that gold-digger Middleton girl's DNA printout?"

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