Politically incorrect TV pundit Gary Neville is back on the naughty step again.
The outspoken ex footballer has called Barcelona "a team of midgets"
The FA have received scores of complaints from short people with the hump.
Spokesman Lofty Slaphead-Mason has tried to play down the incident:
"Neville's words were misinterpreted. He meant to say Barcelona are a team of widgets".
But the Union of Midgets do not accept that Neville's comment was an innocent Malapropism.
Circus performer Tiny Runt is using Twitter to campaign for direct action against Neville:
"#toulouselautrec tiny runt...we should all stand on each other's shoulders and biff him"
Other dwarves and shortarses have come out in support of Tiny Runt.
Leprechaun Tom Little claims midgets will no longer tolerate being singled out by celebrity footballers:
"we need to stand up for ourselves when they start larging it up"