LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world.
Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda has shut down all of its businesses in order for all of its citizens to be able to watch the game.
France's Le News Agency is reporting that the tiny country has completely sold out of the jerseys of three of the Red Devil stars, Chicharito, #14; Rio Ferdinand, #15; and Ryan Giggs, #11.
Le News did report that there are still about 19 or so Wayne Rooney #10 jerseys still available but those should all be gone by kick off.
Meanwhile Spain's Ole News Agency has stated that the number one selling Barca jersey is #10 which is worn by Lionel Messi.
Other popular Barcelona player jerseys that have all sold out along with Messi's include Carles Puyol, #5; Gerard Pique, #3, and of course the #1 jersey worn by goalkeeper Victor Valdes.
In a related story. There is no truth to the rumor that PC Barcelona will be moving from Barcelona to Pamplona in 2013.