Word on the streets of London is that the Michael Jackson statue at Fulham Football Clud has got itchy feet.
This bizarre revelation has arrived approximately 25 miles north of Fulham from a 58 year physic clairvoyant woman in Luton, Bedfordshire.
Madame Edna "Luck heather" Higginbottom has revealed that she has had recent medium conversations with the king of pop..Michael Jackson.
When approached about this story, she said "Oooooo I tell ya, Micky's not a 'appy chappy with his position in West Londin.. init!"
When probed at what MJ had actually said through her, Madame Edna grabbed her crouch, jumped into an MJ style pose and shrieked: "HHHeeeeeeee-HE Shamone ! Me thinks Fulham FC are not fulfilling their potential 'Aaaaaooow' under the current manager 'sparky Hughes' and I want my statue 'Uuu-oo' to be moved to Old Trafford to be among some silverware 'I love you all!'.."
Madam Edna was noticed trying to moon walk in her slippers down the road into the distance straight after the medium.
Mohammed Al Fayed was questioned on his thoughts about Michaels alleged move, Fayed replied "He's an ungrateful bar-steward, after all I have done for him, i thought we were mates, he can take his white glove a shove it!"
Sir Alex Ferguson who normally does not converse to the media actually came out to say "Hey yous laddy! Absolute nonsense! that piece of drivel 'cannae' be anywhere near my ground, he was a big-time Charlie, ark-eh!"
Since this breaking story had arisen, Madame Edna had mentioned that Michael had got in touch and said he is very happy with his statues nose and that he doesn't being moved to Man City as they look like they going to spend big this summer!