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Tuesday, 24 May 2011

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Lionel Messi

The mind games have started!

Barcelona's Lionel Messi has claimed in a Spanish newspaper that Wayne Rooney has "messed his pants" ahead of the Champion's League final showdown.

England's Number one (no pun intended) has hit back on Twitter:

"#Rooneypotatohead69..don't mess with me you dago dwarf"

The Argentinian ace has told reporters that his comments were 'lost in translation' but has told Rooney on Twitter:

"#midgetmessi...fuck off back to Tossa Del Mar you scouse retard"

The war of words has now escalated with the wound up Rooney telling his readers he will "do a Belgrano" on Messi.

Sir Alex Ferguson has dismissed the social networking site as a "waste of time" and has instructed his players to read a book instead.

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