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Monday, 23 May 2011

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Hairdryer used on Arsene Wenger

The merde has hit the fan in the Wenger household.

After narrowly missing out on four trophies this season, Arsene Wenger is now walking round with a dodgy hairdo.

The Frenchman is blaming a beauty salon in Totteridge for the state of his Barnet:

"I visited the salon on the recommendation of Harry Redknapp. I only asked for a few grey hairs to be touched up but now it looks like I have had a blue rinse. And it cost me 10 grand! "

An unnamed ex player (Paul Merson) has joked on Soccer Saturday that the botch job makes Arsene look like Molly Sugden.

The Economics graduate further bemoaned the lack of flair among English hairdressers:

"These people have very low skill levels and have excessive wage demands"

Now Arsene is also under fire from Madame Wenger after the irate Frenchman threw a freshly baked Quiche Lorraine against his living room wall.

Monsieur Wenger has enough on his domestic plate after barely being forgiven for the Algerian pole dancer "mistake".

These incidents are being discussed openly on Twitter.

One fan joked:

"Arsene Wanker got the hairdryer treatment twice in one day"

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