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Tuesday, 24 May 2011

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Recent research by medical staff at the London School of Medicine has revealed that more and more hemorrhoid sufferers gravitate towards Premiership games at the "business end" of every season - otherwise known as "squeaky bum time".

Those with more extreme symptoms would normally have to keep indoors but, because of the large number of fans who regularly squirm in their seats as their teams battled to stay in the upper echelon, Chalfont St Giles challenged individuals could quite comfortably attend a Premiership game, spend the whole 90 minutes trying to find the least painful position to sit in and not look out of place.

People with nervous ticks are also aid to be considering the idea for next season.

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