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Friday, 20 May 2011

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Ex West Ham manager Avram Grant has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant manager's position at West Ham.

The popular Israeli was the first name on the short list according to the Hammers' sex industry owners.

Dildo magnet Karen Brady wanted Tel A Viv Av to return to his spiritual home in the East End.
But she now admits that the club's links with the porn industry didn't sit well with Avram Grant's spiritual beliefs.

Despite being told by Iron's diehard Billy Pikey to "do one you toby" Avram is still held in high regard down the Boleyn.

His misfortune in getting his collar felt in a brothel on a Portsmouth Industrial Estate is now seen as a 'one off'.

But word around the manor is that Avram is turning his back on the Irons,despite a tasty 'cash in claw'offer.

Instead, he is considering taking up a post to manage FC Transylvania .

His agent Bram Stoker played down the rumours, but fans of 'The Vampires' have been sticking their necks out and tweeting that Avram is their man.

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