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Thursday, 19 May 2011

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Wayne's a literary "twitt" and certainly not a Shakespeare

Wayne Rooney's twitter site is very popular, but has been attracting many weirdo's (it's the nature of the animal!).

The majority of Looney's visiting Rooney's (site) obviously come from Liverpool, the red side there of. It's bad enough for FC Liverpool nutters that Man United have taken them over as the most successful team in the UK, but having a Scouser do most of the damage is unbearable for many Liverpool supporters.

FC Everton fans are pretty cool with Rooney because he still loves their club, but deranged Liverpool fans are becoming quite violent with their Twitter attacks on Rooney.

The latest incident involved a complete and utter "nutcase" who threatened to "punch Wayne's lights out!" Rooney, obviously very upset replied, a fatal error, escalating the whole handbags at three paces affair and threatened to "put the idiot to sleep!?"

Now Wayne is not the most gifted author on the planet and his twitters are pretty well "basic street level" (to be diplomatic) and this latest example of ranting and raging will obviously attract thousands of other "Red Necked Liverpool fans" offering Wayne a duel in the local supermarket parking place, at three paces, to punch his f++k++g lights out.

Maybe Wayne should concentrate on thrashing Barcelona, withdraw his pathetic attempts to make any literary sense to the world and leave the Liverpool nutters to smash the head in of their other main target, Michael Owen, WHO?

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