The Football Association have told fans that May 21 2011 will be Judgement Day.
Bigwigs at Wembley are believed to have seen written,audio and video Bible teachings that prove the world will end on this day.
The much anticipated 'Survival Sunday' due to take place on May 22 has now been put on ice.
FA spokesman Cecil Complete-Nonce has warned that no more salvation will be possible after this date.
This latest announcement has cast doubts over who will be now be relegated from the Premier League.
With the prospect of earthquakes,suffering and death everywhere, fans of the 5 clubs involved face an uncertain summer.
West Ham have the most to gain from this recent development as they have already gone through the trap door.
Wolves manager Mick McCarthy is relaxed about it all: "We have been in the bottom three all season so we are used to being written off.The lads are feeling no pressure"
Ian Holloway is in defiant mood: "Those muppets never wanted Blackpool in the Premier League from day one. My lads have been nothing short of magnificent"
But the FA nobs are under fire themselves and may well have their own Armageddon looming.
An unnamed insider within the FA (cleaner Doris Trellis,69) is suspected of being the source of leaks that are dribbling out of Wembley. Her Press Officer has denied that her client toothless Doris is a whistle blower.
FA Chairman Arthur Slaphead-Mason has laughed off criticism that his officials are gin swilling bumbling twerps:
"Our four man committee have looked at the evidence and we can confirm that May 21 is Judgement Day.We will make no further comment on this matter."