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Tuesday, 17 May 2011

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In Holland it's tradition, that's Maarten's excuse and he's smoking it!

One of the major candidates to fill Edwin van de Sar's gloves, his countryman, Maarten Stekelenburg, accidently dropped the Dutch trophy out of the bus after winning the title with his present club Ajax. (It didn't injure anybody)

Man United scouts were watching the procession because Maarten is a very hot possible to join Man Utd next season, but this incident could prove devastating for him because of his inability to deal with pressure and letting a major trophy slip through his butter-fingered hands.

A similair incident happened to another candidate, Neuer from Schalke, playing against United, he let the ball slide past him because he was too busy enjoying the scenery at what could have been his new place of employment, now he's joined Bayern, aufwiedersehen.

As for Maarten he had a very plausible excuse for dropping the trophy; in Holland it's tradition for the Dutch champions to get stoned out of their brains before embarking onto the bus, it's cool!

He's promised never to get stoned at United, but if he does, he wants to do it with Rio Ferdinand; because he's pretty cool too, he said!

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