Written by Ellis Ian Fields
Print this

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

image for Man Utd Celebration Schedule "Exhausting" Says Fergie
Washington DC - not on Utd's itinerary.

Manchester Utd's plans to celebrate their 19th league title and, possibly, a third European Cup are "exhausting" and will seriously effect preparations for next season.

Manager Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly horrified by the club's plans to celebrate over the summer.

Said a club spokesman: "The celebrations are going to be huge and very long-running.

"The trouble is, as everybody knows, our fans are not concentrated in Manchester, like City's. Ours tend to be glory-seeking residents of other provincial towns and cities with less glamorous clubs.

"This means we have to book open-top bus tours throughout the country and even in the Republic of Ireland. For example, over three consecutive days in June we're scheduled to be in Worcester, Belfast and Dublin.

"There's even talk of foreign visits - we're very popular abroad.

"Sir Alex is not happy with the arrangements at all - he fears they will exhaust his players and wreck his pre-season plans for the Caribbean holidays."

Make Ellis Ian Fields's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 5?

8 12 4 25
69 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more