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Monday, 16 May 2011

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West Ham have sacked manager Avram Grant after he was caught wearing fishnets at the Wigan game.

Avram's excuse about the chilly northern wind did not go down well with the Hammers' diehards..
"The late great Sir Bobby Moore would be turning in his grave" according to lifelong fan and market trader Billy Pike.

Now West Ham have been relegated, Porn Baron owners David Sullivan and David Gold face a bundle of aggravation from Eastenders with the hump.
Their Soho offices were last night surrounded by dildo wielding Grant Mitchell lookalikes all demanding 'a result'.

A Wet Spam spokesman claimed that West Ham would appeal against the relegation on the grounds that England won the World Cup in 1966 and that Sir Trevor Brooking is a diamond geezer.

Now the Hammers face tricky visits to bitter local rivals Millwall and will have to take the Fishnet taunts on the chin.

Millwall fans have been buying up fishnets from the local wholesalers in preparation for the fancy dress welcome they plan when the Hammers venture down The Den next season.

Millwall fan Ed Butt has told a spokesman "That Avran had dodgy minces.We all sussed he was an Iron"

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