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Friday, 13 May 2011

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Spoof Writers are especially excited to find that Queens Park Rangers have won promotion to the English Premier League.

Not only will they have new players to Spoof but a whole new set of WAGS too. Spoofers just can't wait.

The QPR players are hastily closing down their Facebook and Twitter accounts for obvious reasons and some have already booked their wives and girlfriends in for plastic surgery to have them 'papperazi' ready for next season.

It was suggested that Neil Warnock have a 'bit of work done' on his face too but he refused as he said he has an extremely low pain threshold.

The West London club was a founder member of the EPL in 1992. They have been absent for 15 years.

It is rumoured that their first game in the Premiership will be played by the original team of 1992. This means bringing some players out of 'retirement' and getting them match fit in a hurry.

There hasn't been so much excitement since Paul the Pschic Octopus made his predictions last year during the World Cup.

Neil Warnock is 'overjoyed' and had to be brought 'round with smelling salts as he fainted when he realized they were going UP.

More as it comes in.

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